Jade Dragon
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BEEFHi all,
I should be bringing along a selection of Martins Jerked Meats Beef Jerky to sell as a favour to MArtin Cowley.
Beef Jerky in a selection of flavours and yes that also includes his new "Rat on a stick"
If anyone is interested in buying some see me on the weekend.
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Freeman
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I'll post interest now please!
Forgot to order any from Martin in time for it to arrive before we left. 
Thnkx
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Richard Tyler
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mmm Biltong.
Meat chewing-gum? whats not to like.
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Mali
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How is martin these days, not heard from him since we were re-enacting about 10 years ago!
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Chris L
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I spoke to him last month and appart from having an event locked in by the police he seemed ok... bit stressed but ok.
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Jade Dragon
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He's ok. and he always seems stressed. Its more him rushing about with diff ideas and then changing his mind alot that does it....But then again I dont think I ever leave his house quite sober and I dont smoke.
And yea I did hear about the show in devon that got cancled due to lack of security/ the guy running off with the cash or something.
He currently has very limited internet access so I suggest if you wana mail order make sure its not last min. Though i believe sue said she was having the phone sorted soon so they could get the broadband back.
I basicly live around the corner from him and occationally get roped into slicing and packaging and a whole array of different things. like I went down there yesterday to give sue a bday gift and I ended up weighing and packaging about 3000g of jerky and I still need to sew a parachute for him before the weekend.
Good to see I have a few orders for him already.
Anything in particular you want... Flavours???
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Freeman
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ooh yeah
erm ... actually, a couple of party bags would probablky be better please...
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comedyofhate
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how much is it, what flavours are availble?
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Jade Dragon
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| comedyofhate wrote: | | how much is it, what flavours are availble? |
Depends on the packet. It can be anywhere from £2 to £4.50.
He does alot of things at the moment but Im not sure how much he has in stock.
There are alot of beef flavours... marmite, lea and perins, jack daniels teryaki, spicy, extra spicy and blow your head off, wine and black pepper, smoked, and a variety of herbed/spiced types that are hard to discribe unless you taste them.
He does trail mix packs, biltong, "rat on a stick", fruit leathers (sheets of dried fruit purees in different flavours) very nice, Vegan jerky (marinaded tofo or mushrooms) Not one of my favs personally,
let see.... Chicken jerky (and yes it is cooked before hand) in different flavours. Im not sure if he has any rabbit left. Sometimes he does venision, but thats normally seasonal (depending on when the culling is in margam)
I saw him making fish in plum sauce jerky the other day... not one of my favs but alot of people lik it.
He also does a variety of spicy smoked pickels... (beetroot, onions) and a few other things in jars. it varies dependant on stock levels.
Hope thats of some help.
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comedyofhate
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count me in for some spicy stuff if any is brought a long then.
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Jade Dragon
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Well he's given me a selection of stuff I have to sort through it and finish labling tonight.
He didn't have any party packs unfortunatly but there is a good selection of stuff.
And deff some spicy stuff there.
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Freeman
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heh cool, will be there with money. 
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Jade Dragon
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Hi,
Will be crewing the next event but will be bringing some Jerky supplies if people want any.
Would anyone like to Preorder Just to make sure they get what they want?
Large selection of Beef jerky in 20g portions various flavours from jack daniels to xxxhothot
or mixed bags
Biltong
peanut pemican
fruit leathers
and more...
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Earthbinder
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dont forget Martins infamous "meat truncheon surprise" (made with named meat)
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Jade Dragon
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Yes I know but I thought that using martin's style of selling "wold you like to suck on my beefy meat stick?" might not be the best advertising slogan here.
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RHys Llewellyn
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If its good enough a slogan for Lorien Trust events, its good enough for us.
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Jade Dragon
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| RHys Llewellyn wrote: | | If its good enough a slogan for Lorien Trust events, its good enough for us. |
Yes, from Martin fine but not from me. Id rather not advertise I have a beef stick people can suck on thankyou.
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Sierra
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do you have any of the jerked sausages?
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Jess Parker
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Now theres a leading question....
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Sierra
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 you said it not me.
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Jess Parker
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Bet you were thinking it tho, lol.
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Sierra
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No comment? XD
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Jade Dragon
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lol...
yea, he does dried sausages. Pleasently spicy. I can order some for you. How much do you want?
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Sierra
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four?
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Jade Dragon
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Ok. Think they are normally £3 each. ill have to check if I can get them cheeper.
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Sierra
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Ok then thanks! ^^
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Jess Parker
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Is that a quantity or a measurement?
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Sierra
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Quantity! XD
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gliderrider
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Far be it for me to interupt this amusing double on tenre, Jen Can I have a couple of bags of billtong please?
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Jade Dragon
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| gliderrider wrote: | | Far be it for me to interupt this amusing double on tenre, Jen Can I have a couple of bags of billtong please? |
No Probs. See you there.
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gliderrider
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Danke.
Now ladies, if you please, contine. Or I'll mention My salted jerked sausage.
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Sierra
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I think this topic has reached new dark depths. XD
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Jade Dragon
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| gliderrider wrote: | Danke.
Now ladies, if you please, contine. Or I'll mention My salted jerked sausage. |
OMG... 
So anyone else want to preorder a sausage?
....or other meat product?
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Sierra
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*hides behind jen* shame I don't have the fireaxe. XD
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Jade Dragon
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| Sierra wrote: | | *hides behind jen* shame I don't have the fireaxe. XD |
Now now, no need to resort to weapons. Plus the fire axe doesn't solve all your problems.
Maybe just 99% of them...lol
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Sierra
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Aw. ok then. XD I'll remember that.
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